All I want for Christmas...

Dear Santa,

For the love of god, could you PLEASE send us some SNOW? I'm not asking for the North freaking Pole, but a little dusting would be nice. Normally at this time of the year, we'd have at least a few inches, but this year? NOTHING!

(L) Last year -- This year (R)

We see it snowing, we run to the windows, disrupt class, ignore teachers because we think THIS is IT! SNOW! In DECEMBER! In TORONTO! But no- it snows for ten minutes and everything melts. I know this stupid global warming stuff is not your fault- but pleaseeeeeeeeee just send us a little snow. That is all I'm asking for this Christmas. Oh yeah, and to get into university. But that is all.

What Petey wants and doesn't want for Christmas:

According to what he whispered to me last night, Petey would like a new squeaky toy (since he destroys all of his and as a result, I don't buy any for him anymore), for all of Fielder's teeth to fall out so he can quit nipping him, andddddd most of all, NO DPC (dreaded phone call) as he would like to live with Natalie forever. Amen. He would NOT like more time outs in the crate, to be corrected for trying to steal human food (petey says "what, like that's bad or something??"), and for the dogs to yap on TV- at least be a REAL dog and come out and play.

What Fielder wants for Christmas:

Fielder would like for all his baby teeth to fall out and adult teeth to grow in already, so he can quit needing to be so mouthy, a new rope toy, as that's his favourite type of toy, and also for his brother to NOT go to university because what is life without Petey to chew on.

He would not like for yummy crayons, pencils, and paper to continue to be placed so far out of reach, accidentally falling into the bathtub, and corrections for "walking" in no semblance of a straight line.

Love,

Nat, Petey and Fielder

p.s. Semi-quoting Sandra Bullock from the best movie ever, Miss Congeniality, "thank you Santa for all our new blog friends-turned-real friends this year...if ANYONE tries hurt them, I will HUNT THEM DOWN...annnd i would also like....world peace"